You Won’t Believe These Hilarious Dad Jokes!
Not-So-Good Dad Jokes
Minister: Why did the minister run away from the church?
Answer: Because he stole the holy loaves!
Dad Jokes That’ll Make You Groan
Minister and Gyat: What do you call a minister who’s always on the move?
Answer: A traveling minister-ster-ster!
Pun-derful Jokes
Callisto: Why couldn’t Callisto make it to the moon?
Answer: Because it was too far out!
November 1st: What do you call a pumpkin that’s been cut open?
Answer: November gourd!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Minister.
Minister who?
Minister is really hard to explain over this door!
Minister in Politics
A minister was running for office and promised to “fix all the world’s problems.” After the election, a reporter asked him, “How are you going to do that?” The minister replied, “Well, I’m just going to pray about them and leave all the details to God.”
Bonus Joke
What’s the difference between a dad joke and a riddle?
Answer: One is a groan-er, and the other is a bone-er!
Expansive Summary
From celestial puns to ecclesiastical humor, this collection of dad jokes caters to every taste. Whether you’re dealing with a minister on the run or a Callisto that can’t quite reach the moon, these jokes will have you laughing out loud.