Dad Jokes: Sugary Sweet and Deliriously Delicious
Sugar Jokes
- Why did Sugar get arrested? Because he was caught trafficking in sweet treats!
- Why did Sugar take a nap? Because he was exhausted from all the sweetening he did!
Sugar-Sip Jokes
- Why did Sugar and Sip become best friends? Because they were inseparable… like a tea party!
- What do you call Sugar and Sip on a date? A sweet sip!
Stomach and November 2nd Pun
- Why did the stomach say to November 2nd? Because you’re my indigestion!
Knock-Knock Joke about Sugar
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Sugar.
- Sugar who?
- Sugar, honey, I can’t believe you’re actually here!
Sip Joke
- Why did Sip get lost? Because he got his cup mixed up!
Sugar in Politics
In a bid for reelection, the politician promised to cut taxes and reduce the national sugar intake. It was a sweet campaign, but the people realized that reducing sugar consumption would also reduce their dad joke intake!
Random Joke
Why did the bee get lost? Because he couldn’t find his honey-comb!
Dad Joke about Dad Jokes
- Why are dad jokes so bad? Because they’re totally sugar-coated and hard to swallow!