Dad Jokes to Make Your Side Split
Dad Jokes About Nature
- What do you call a tree that can’t stop talking? A barker.
- Why do plants hate math? Because they always have to divide.
Dad Jokes About Nature Related to Bet
- Why did the tree bet on the nature documentary? Because it was a hedge bet.
- What do you call a bird that bets on the weather? A sparrow.
Nail or November 2nd Pun Jokes
- Why didn’t the nail go to the party? Because it didn’t want to get hammered.
- What do you call a year that starts on November 2nd? A nail-biter.
Knock-Knock Joke About Nature
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Nature.
- Nature who?
- Nature is calling, it’s beautiful out there!
Dad Jokes About Bet Related to Nature
- Why did the gambler bet on a ladybug? Because he thought it was a lucky bug.
- What do you call a bird that never gives up on a bet? A chickadee.
Nature in Politics
Once, a politician was giving a speech in the middle of a field. Suddenly, a bear appeared. The politician froze, but then he remembered he was running for office. So, he shouted, “Look at that! A grizzly endorsement!”
Riddle
What has a head and a tail but no body?
(Answer: A coin)