Jokes That’ll Make You Roll Your Eyes, Not Your Stomach
Larynx Laughter
- Why did the singer lose his voice? Because he strained his larynx!
- What did the alien say when he saw his friend with a big head? “Far out, larynx!”
Namely Confusing Jokes
- What do you call a woman named Larissa who always forgets everything? November 2nd! (Because Larissa November second)
Therapeutic Knock-Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Larynx.
Larynx who?
Larynx the pain in my throat!
Far-Out Dad Jokes
- What’s the best way to get to the other side of the room? Teleport larynx!
Political Punditry
A politician once stood before a rally, his voice hoarse and barely audible. “I’m sorry, my friends,” he croaked, “but my larynx is on strike.” The crowd cheered. “Finally, something that’s actually working in this government!”
Riddle Time
I have keys but no locks, I have a space but no room, you can enter but can’t go outside. What am I? (A keyboard)
The Ultimate Dad Joke
What do you call a joke that’s so bad it’s funny in a painful way? A dad joke!
Summary
From silly larynx puns to out-of-this-world far-out jokes, this assortment of dad jokes will tickle your funny bone and make you question your sanity (in the best way possible). Whether you’re a seasoned dad joke aficionado or a curious newcomer, prepare to cringe, laugh, and wonder whether it’s worth it to share these jokes with your friends or risk social ostracism.