Dad Jokes Galore: Intestines, November, and More
Gut-busting Jokes About Intestines
- What do you call intestines that lack depth? Shallow guts!
- Why did the intestines need a therapist? Because they were feeling all knotted up!
Intestines and FOMO
- Why are intestines always worried about missing out? Because they have FOGO: Fear Of Getting Overlooked!
Stomach Pun-ishers
- Why did the stomach feel November 3rd? Because it was a tummy ballot!
Intestine Knock-Knocks
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Intestine.
Intestine who?
Don’t make me gas at you again!
FOMO-Filled Dad Jokes
- Why did the heartburn take a nap? Because it missed out on all the indigestion fun!
Intestines in Politics
- Why are intestines such good politicians? Because they’re full of crap and always winding their way to the top!
Bonus Joke/Riddle
- What has a head and body but no neck?
Answer: A shirt!
Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Groan-Worthy
This collection of dad jokes has something for everyone—from the groan-inducing to the genuinely hilarious. Whether you’re an intestine enthusiast, a FOMO sufferer, or simply a fan of bad puns, you’ll find plenty of laughs here. Just remember, when it comes to dad jokes, it’s not about the destination, but the journey filled with cringey humor and eye-rolling. Enjoy!