Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan (and Maybe Chuckle)
Yogurt Jokes
Yogurt: “What did one yogurt say to the other yogurt?”
Answer: “Let’s whey!”
Yogurt (Lowkey version): “What did one yogurt say to the other yogurt when it was feeling down?”
Answer: “Don’t be low-key, curd-age the world!”
Umbriel/November 3rd Pun
Umbriel is Uranus’s weird moon, and November 3rd is a “weird day.”
Joke: “Why did Umbriel call November 3rd his favorite holiday? Because it was a ‘weird day’!”
Yogurt Knock-Knock Joke
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Yogurt.
Yogurt who?
Yo, gurt your hunger in check!
Lowkey Dad Joke
What do you call a shy yogurt?
Answer: Lowkey yogurt!
Yogurt in Politics
In a political debate, one candidate said, “We need to increase yogurt production in our country.” The other candidate stood up and yelled, “My opponent’s plan is whey too ambitious!”
Random Joke
Why was the math book sad?
Answer: Because it was full of problems!
Unexpected Pun
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Answer: Fsh!
Expansive Summary
Join us for a smorgasbord of dad jokes that will leave you laughing (or groaning). We’ve got cheesy yogurt puns, puns that will make you umbriel-ieve your ears, knock-knock jokes with a yogurt twist, and even a lowkey yogurt joke. Plus, we sprinkle in a hilarious anecdote about yogurt in politics and a few random jokes that will make you smile. Prepare yourself for a laughter-filled adventure with these dad jokes that are sure to whey you over!