Dad Jokes: Why They’re the Worst, and Yet the Best
Plumbing Puns
- Why did the plumber have a hard time understanding Gen Alpha? Because they kept talking about “pipes” instead of “Tubes.”
Umbriel and November Jokes
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What do you call a dark and frosty moon? An Umbriel-ella!
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Why did November 3rd get a traffic ticket? For driving 90 mph in a 60-zone!
Plumbing Knock-Knock
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Plumber.
- Plumber who?
- I’m the plumber who’s here to unclog your toilet… but I can’t find the plunger!
Gen Alpha Dad Joke
- Why did Gen Alpha laugh when the plumber said he was “going down the drain”? Because they thought he meant scrolling through TikTok!
Political Anecdote
One day, a plumber was elected to office. His campaign slogan was “I’ll fix the leaks in our government.”
Random Joke/Riddle
- Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one!
Summary
These dad jokes may be silly, but they’re also a way for us to bond with our loved ones. Whether they make you groan or roll your eyes, dad jokes add a touch of humor to our lives. So, next time you hear a dad joke, don’t hold back the laughter! It’s the least you can do to balance out the groans.