Dare to Laugh: Not-So-Punny Dad Jokes
Relationships Beyond the Norm
- Why did the couple break up? Because they were two peas in a pod… and they just couldn’t stand each other’s squash!
- What do you call a relationship where one person is always getting left out? A squid!
Squad Goals
- Why did the squad get lost in the forest? Because they didn’t have their acorn-pass!
Punny Near Me and November 3rd
- What do you call a month-long election? Novembering!
Knock, Knock
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Where.
- Where who?
- You’re the one who knocked!
Squad-tastic Dad Joke
- Why did the squad win the spelling bee? Because they squad-ded all the words correctly!
Political Anecdote
- Heard about the politician who was always getting into trouble? They called him the “elephant in the room.”
Random Joke
- What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
Dad Joke on Dad Jokes
- What do you call a bad dad joke? A groan-er!