Dad Jokes: A Contagious Outbreak of Humor
European Antics
- Why did the European cross the road? To get to the other EU.
- How did the European feel after losing their eyesight? Outta sight, outta mind.
Skin and November 4th Puns
- What do you call a person with no skin? A skeleton.
- What day of the year are you a turkey? November the “fourth”.
Knock-Knock on Europe’s Door
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
European.
European who?
European a lot of funny jokes!
Outta Sight, Outta Luck
Why did the European’s vision get blurry? Because they lost their EU sight.
Political Punchline
A European politician was asked why he kept his passport in his back pocket. He replied, “So I can easily get my EU out of there.”
Bonus Joke
What do you call a snake in a suit? A neck-tie.
Dad Joke About Dad Jokes
Why are dad jokes so bad? Because they’re a groan-inducing epidemic!