Dad Jokes for Techies
iPhone Jokes
- Why did the iPhone get a cold? Because it was sneezing apples!
- What do you call an iPhone that’s always calling? A phone-a-holic.
iPhone and Square Jokes
- What do you call an iPhone that uses Square? A credit-card-carrying phone.
- Why did the iPhone and the Square get married? Because they both had apps!
Nix and November 4th Jokes
- What do you call a rude bird that loves to party? A Nix-tini.
- Why couldn’t the turkey vote on November 4th? Because it was Nix-stuffed!
iPhone Knock-Knock Joke
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- iPhone.
- iPhone who?
- iPhone get you a doctor, this joke is terrible!
Square Jokes
- What do you call a square that’s always in trouble? A crooks-quare!
- Why did the Square run away from the circle? Because it didn’t want to be rounded up!
iPhone in Politics Anecdote
I heard that an iPhone recently ran for office. Its platform promised to bring apps to the masses, make calls to anyone in the world, and eliminate the need for pens and paper. Unfortunately, it lost in a landslide. When reporters asked why, the iPhone replied, “I got Siri-ously out-campaigned.”
Random Joke or Riddle
- What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick.
Dad Joke about Dad Jokes
- What do you call a dad joke that’s so bad it’s good? The Abraham Lin-coln Log.