Dad Jokes Hall of Shame… and Fame!
Dad jokes: sometimes they hit, sometimes they miss. But either way, they’re sure to make you roll your eyes or chuckle involuntarily. Here are a few gems that will leave you shaking your head and laughing at the same time:
Capuchin Monkey Jokes
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“Why did the Capuchin monkey join the band?”
“Because he wanted to ‘monkey’ around!” -
“What do you call a Capuchin monkey that’s always watching TV?”
“A ‘veg-out’ monkey!”
Umbriel and November Jokes
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“What do you call the darkest moon of Uranus?”
“Umbriel-la!” -
“Why is November 4th such a special day?”
“Because it’s ‘just four days to go’ before Halloween!”
Knock-Knock Jokes
- “Knock, Knock.” “Who’s there?”
“Capuchin monkey.” “Capuchin monkey who?”
“Capuchin my mind to go to the zoo!”
Veg Out Jokes
- “What do you call a vegetable that’s always on the couch?”
“A ‘veg-out’!”
Capuchin Monkey in Politics
“I heard about a Capuchin monkey that ran for office. His campaign slogan was ‘Let’s swing things up!'”
Bonus Joke
- “What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t work?”
“A stick!”
Summary: The Not-So-Epic Dad Joke Saga
From monkey puns to political anecdotes, this article showcases the wild and wacky world of dad jokes. Whether you groan or giggle, these jokes are sure to leave an imprint on your funny bone. So embrace your inner dad and let loose with a few of these side-splitting gems!