Dad Jokes That Won’t Make You Want to Bury Me Like a Bernese Mountain Dog
Bernese Mountain Dog Jokes
- Why did the Bernese Mountain Dog take a nap in the park? Because he was barking mad!
- What do you call a Bernese Mountain Dog who loves Gen X music? A tailgater!
Gum/November 4th Puns
- Why did the dentist quit his job? Because he couldn’t take the gum-flation!
- What do you call the day after November 3rd? De-feet-ed!
Bernese Mountain Dog Knock-Knock Joke
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there? - Bernese.
Bernese who? - Bernese my witness, I’m not telling you another dad joke!
Gen X Dad Joke
- Why did the Gen Xer return the birthday cake? Because it was too “pop-punk”!
Political Bernese Mountain Dog Anecdote
Once upon a time, a Bernese Mountain Dog ran for mayor of a small town. His campaign slogan? “Pawlitics as usual.” He lost, but by a “pawsome” margin!
Random Joke/Riddle
- What’s brown, sticky, and smells like nuts? A squirrel with a bad attitude!
Dad Joke About These Dad Jokes
Why are these dad jokes so terrible? Because they’re bear-ly funny!
Summary
This collection of dad jokes, puns, and riddles is sure to make you groan, smile, and wonder why we keep them around. From Bernese Mountain Dogs to Gen X, these jokes cover a wide range of topics that will appeal to anyone with a good sense of humor. So sit back, relax, and prepare to be entertained by the occasional “woof” of laughter.