Dad Jokes to Buoy Your Spirits
Navy Dad Jokes
- Why did the sailor avoid swimming in the Dead Sea? Because he didn’t want to float away!
Boomers and the Navy
- Why did the Navy replace its boomer submarines? Because they wanted boomers who could shoot back!
Proteus and November 4th
- What do you get when a shapeshifter steals your car? A Proteus-mobile!
- Why did the protester wear flip-flops on November 4th? To vote against the grain!
Navy Knock-Knock Joke
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Navy.
- Navy who?
- Navy seal the deal with this joke!
Boomers and Politics
- Why didn’t the boomer vote for the Democratic candidate? Because they’re not boomers!
Navy in Politics
- A former Navy SEAL was running for office. When asked about his qualifications, he replied, “I’m used to navigating rough seas and keeping my crew afloat.”
Dad Jokes about Dad Jokes
- What do you call a lame dad joke that’s been floating around for decades? A buoy-ant joke!
Random Joke
- What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick… because it’s not going to boomerang.
This vast collection of navy-themed dad jokes, puns, and riddles is sure to leave you in stitches. From silly puns to witty one-liners, there’s something for everyone to enjoy. So whether you’re a sailor, a boomer, or just someone who loves a good laugh, dive right into this sea of humor today!