Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan (and Laugh)
Doctor Who-zy Dad Jokes
- Why did the Doctor refuse to see a patient? Because he was a time paradox!
- What do you call a Time Lord with flex tape? Flex Doctor!
Punny Riddles and Anecdotes
- Why did Larissa get sick on November 5th? Because she ate bad Guy Fawkes!
- Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Doctor Who.
Doctor Who?
Excuse me, but I’m not a doctor. I’m a time traveler! - What do you call a Flex Tape fan who loves Doctor Who? A Time Traveler with Adhesive!
Cute and Quirky Anecdotes
- In a recent political debate, one candidate claimed to have met the Doctor. Unfortunately, his opponent immediately dismissed his claims as “a tale from another dimension.”
Random Riddle and Dad Joke
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Riddle: What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs?
Answer: A penny! -
Dad Joke: What do you call a dad who loves bad jokes? A pun-derful patriarch!
Expansive Summary
From time-bending paradoxes to punny riddles and political hijinks, these dad jokes cover a wide spectrum of humor, encompassing Doctor Who time-travelers, flex tape, Larissa, November 5th, and even the realm of politics. Whether they elicit groans, chuckles, or uproarious laughter, these jokes prove that dads never fail to bring the laughs, no matter the subject.