Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Pun-derful
Dad Jokes about Parenting
- Why are dads so good at hiding? Because they’re always in “dad-vice.”
- What do you call a messy dad? A dad-sterpiece!
Dad Jokes about Parenting (Ghosted)
- Why did the ghost adopt a child? Because he wanted to give his boo-ty a new sheet!
- What do you call a ghost who’s always cold? A spirit popsicle.
Pun Joke
- Why are sweat pores such good listeners? Because they’re always open.
- What do you call the 5th of November? Bonfire night!
Knock-Knock Joke
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dad.
Dad who?
I’m so proud of you, son!
Dad Joke about Ghosted
- Why did the ghost get a divorce? Because he was always being ghosted!
Funny Anecdote
In a political debate, one candidate was asked, “What’s the best thing about being a parent?” He replied, “The opportunity to embarrass your children with corny dad jokes!”
Random Joke/Riddle
What do you get when you cross a boomerang with a vacuum cleaner?
A dust-busting, back-and-forth helper.