Dad Jokes: The Supreme Court Edition
Justice Puns
- What do you call a Supreme Court Justice who can’t drive? A “curb jester.”
- Why did the Supreme Court Justice cross the road? To get to the other “constitutional side.”
Cheugy Quips
- What’s the cheugiest thing a Supreme Court Justice could say? “OMG, I’m obsessed with avocado toast and ripped jeans!”
Anal Antics
- What’s the difference between an anal canal and Guy Fawkes Day? One’s a tube you light on November 5th, and the other is a fun way to celebrate treason!
Knock-Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Supreme Court.
- Supreme Court who?
- We’re here to overrule your sentence!
Cheugy Chat
- Why did the Supreme Court Justice use the word “sussy baka”? Because it’s the only way he knows how to relate to Gen Z!
Politics and Puns
During a political debate, one candidate asked a Supreme Court Justice, “What’s your favorite type of law?” The Justice replied, “Claw!”
Random Riddle
What has two legs but can’t walk? A pair of pants
Dad Joke About Dad Jokes
Why did the Supreme Court Justice tell all those dad jokes? Because he wanted to make his fellow justices “supremely groan”!
Expansive Summary
This article combined witty puns, hilarious knock-knock jokes, and a dash of political humor, all centered around Supreme Court Justices. From their driving skills to their knowledge of internet slang, no aspect of their lives was spared from the sharp wit of these dad jokes. And while not all the jokes may have been “supremely” funny, they certainly provided a chuckle or two, proving that even the most serious legal professionals have a knack for cracking a good one-liner.