Dad Jokes for Days: Baa-d to the Bone
Shepherd Jokes:
- What do you call a shepherd with no sheep? A lost cause.
- Why did the shepherd name his dog “Rizz”? Because he had some serious rizz!
Phoebe/November 6th Pun:
- What do you call a turkey who’s been arrested? A cold Phoebe. (Sounds like November sixth)
Knock-Knock Joke:
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Shepherd.
- Shepherd who?
- Shepherd hold all the sheep in one place!
Rizz Joke:
- Why did Rizz join the debate team? Because he had a lot to say-ap.
Shepherd in Politics Anecdote:
Shepherd was once asked why he wanted to run for office. He replied, “Because I can’t stand the idea of being led by a flock of sheep.”
Random Joke:
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
Dad Joke about Dad Jokes:
- What do you call a dad joke that’s not funny? A baaa-d joke.
Expansive Summary:
From shepherd puns to knock-knock jokes, this collection of dad jokes is sure to get you rolling on the floor laughing. Shepherd’s unique charm and Rizz’s undeniable swagger provide ample fodder for hilarious wordplay. Even the mention of Phoebe and November 6th somehow manages to elicit a chuckle. And to top it all off, we throw in a random joke that’s as silly as a scarecrow in a cornfield. Prepare to have your funny bone tickled and your groan muscles working overtime as you dive into this treasure trove of dad jokes.