Dad Jokes That Will Make You Roll Your Stern
Dad Joke about Boating
Why did the boater get a divorce?
Because his wife kept telling him to row, row, row his boat.
Dad Joke about Boating in Ohio
What do you call a boater from Ohio?
A Buckeye in a life vest.
Pun Joke about Skin and November 6th
Why is it that on November 6th, skin is a word without the letter “i”?
Because it’s Election Day!
Knock-Knock Joke about Boating
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe help me find the paddles!
Dad Joke about Ohio
What’s the difference between Cincinnati and Columbus?
Columbus discovers new places, while Cincinnati rediscovers old ones.
Funny Boating Anecdote
During a political campaign, a candidate promised to build a bridge to a nearby island. After he was elected, a voter asked him, “Where’s that bridge you promised?”
“Oh, I had to scrap the idea,” the candidate replied. “I found out that the island votes Republican.”
Random Joke/Riddle
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
Dad Joke about These Dad Jokes
Why are these dad jokes so bad?
Because they’re the buoy-est.