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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Roll Your Stern

Dad Joke about Boating

Why did the boater get a divorce?

Because his wife kept telling him to row, row, row his boat.

Dad Joke about Boating in Ohio

What do you call a boater from Ohio?

A Buckeye in a life vest.

Pun Joke about Skin and November 6th

Why is it that on November 6th, skin is a word without the letter “i”?

Because it’s Election Day!

Knock-Knock Joke about Boating

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe help me find the paddles!

Dad Joke about Ohio

What’s the difference between Cincinnati and Columbus?

Columbus discovers new places, while Cincinnati rediscovers old ones.

Funny Boating Anecdote

During a political campaign, a candidate promised to build a bridge to a nearby island. After he was elected, a voter asked him, “Where’s that bridge you promised?”

“Oh, I had to scrap the idea,” the candidate replied. “I found out that the island votes Republican.”

Random Joke/Riddle

What is the best thing about Switzerland?

I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.

Dad Joke about These Dad Jokes

Why are these dad jokes so bad?

Because they’re the buoy-est.