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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Quran

Quran Jokes:

  • What do you call a Quran that’s always getting into trouble? A sura-prone Quran!
  • Why couldn’t the Quran lift weights? Because it was full of verse!

Quran-Related Health and Fitness Joke:

  • What’s the best way to stay fit during Ramadan? By suhoor-ing food and taraweeh-ing away the calories!

Pun Joke:

  • What do you call a Muslim who’s always getting into fights? A nail-biting Quranic! (Get it? Nail biters and Quranic scholars are both known as “nailers”)

Knock-Knock Joke:

  • Knock, knock.
  • Who’s there?
  • Quran.
  • Quran who?
  • Quran-teen times, I’ll open the door!

Health and Fitness Dad Joke:

  • Why did the Muslim fitness enthusiast join a weightlifting club? To get swole-hamdulillah!

Cute Quran Anecdote:

  • In a political rally, a candidate was asked about his stance on the Quran. He replied, “I’m an open book… just like the Quran!”

Random Joke:

  • What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!

Dad Joke About Dad Jokes:

  • Why are dad jokes like the Quran? Because they’re full of suras (surprises)!

Expansive Summary:

This article presented a humorous collection of dad jokes centered around the Quran, health and fitness, puns, knock-knocks, and random jokes. From the surah-prone Quran to the nail-biting Quranic, these puns and quips poke fun at everyday situations while injecting a bit of Quran-related humor.