Dad Jokes: The Official Guide for Parish Secretaries
Parish Secretary Puns
- Why did the parish secretary get lost in the Bible? Because she couldn’t find her psalm.
- What do you call a parish secretary with a lot of parish problems? A holy handful!
Wordplay Wonders
- How does a parish secretary make a presentation? With a slide-show.
- What do you call a parish secretary who loves to type? A click-minister!
Gallbladder/November 6th Puns
- Why did the gallbladder get arrested? For galling the stones.
- What do you call November 6th in a church setting? Palm Sundays.
Knock-Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Parish secretary.
- Parish secretary who?
- Will you please type this up for me?
Wordplay Wonders (II)
- How do you make a parish secretary laugh? Tell a joke about Word!
- What’s a parish secretary’s favorite tool? A desk-top.
Parish Secretary in Politics
A parish secretary runs for office, promising to be the most organized politician ever. Her campaign slogan: “Vote for me, I’ll keep your files in check!”
Random Riddle
What has a tongue but cannot talk, a bed but never sleeps, and a river but no water? A shoe.
Dad Joke Meta Joke
Why are dad jokes like old people? Because they’re both hilarious in their own way.
Expansive Summary
This article explored the hilarious world of parish secretary-related dad jokes, encompassing puns, wordplay marvels, and even a political anecdote. From their struggles navigating the complexities of the Bible to their affinity for office supplies, parish secretaries provide an endless source of comedic inspiration for those who work with them or simply appreciate a good chuckle.