Knock-Knock Jokes and Dad Jokes That Miss the Mark
Relationship Jokes That Break the Mold
- What do you call a relationship where one person is always right? A dictatorship.
- What’s the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? About 20 pounds. (Ouch!)
Kerberos/November 6th Pun
Why did Kerberos wag its tail on November 6th? Because it was Election Day and he was running for President Paw!
Relationship Knock-Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you too, even when you drive me nuts!
On God Dad Joke
What do you call a relationship where one person is always praying for a miracle? A God-forsaken relationship.
Cute Relationship Anecdote
In a political debate, one candidate accused his opponent of having a “relationship with the devil.” His opponent retorted, “I do not deny having a relationship with the devil, but I can assure you that it’s purely platonic.”
Random Riddle
What has no beginning, end, or middle? A doughnut.
Dad Joke About These Dad Jokes
What do you call a dad joke that’s so bad it makes you groan? A “groaner.”