Laugh Out Loud with Dad Jokes and Simian Shenanigans
Marmoset Moments
Why did the marmoset go to the doctor?
Because he wasn’t feeling mon-key!
Sports Laughs
What do you call a marmoset that’s a great soccer player?
A goal-keeper!
Puns for Days
Why couldn’t the Romans trust Io?
Because she’s a double-crosser!
Knock-Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Marmoset.
Marmoset who?
Marmoset is the nickname of the month of November!
Sports Laughs (Again!)
What do you call a marmoset that’s always winning at tennis?
A racquet-teer!
Political Punchlines
Why did the marmoset get into politics?
Because he wanted to monkey around with the budget!
Random Riddles
What has three blue toes and is 15 feet tall?
A large, grumpy blue bird!
Dad Joke About These Dad Jokes
Why are these dad jokes about marmosets so bad?
Because they’re monkeying with your intelligence!
Not-So-Honorable Mentions
Okay, okay, here’s a not-very-good one:
Why did the marmoset wear a bow tie?
Because he was a sophisticated tailcoat monkey!