Dad Jokes: The Fear Edition
Thanatophobia Dad Jokes
What do you call a person who’s afraid of death? Thanatophobic!
Why are thanatophobes bad at parenting puns? Because they’re always thinking “I’m gonna die!”
Triton or November 7th Pun
What do you call a fish that’s always late? Triton (it missed the boat!)
Thanatophobia Knock-Knock Joke
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Thanatophobia.
Thanatophobia who?
Thanatophobia might take a minute to get, but I’m sure you’ll die laughing eventually!
Parenting Pun Dad Joke
Why did the dad with thanatophobia only have one child? Because he was afraid of dying and leaving his kid an orphan!
Thanatophobia in Politics
A politician was giving a speech about the importance of facing death. As he was talking, a fly kept buzzing around his head. Finally, the politician couldn’t take it anymore and swatted at the fly. “Excuse me,” he said, “but even in the face of death, I must swat away this fly!”
Random Joke or Riddle
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck!
Dad Joke about Dad Jokes
What do you call a joke that’s so bad it’s good? A dad joke!