Attention, All Pun-Lovers! Dad Jokes Galore About MPs, MEPs, and More
MP/MEP Jokes
Why did the MP get lost in the library?
Because he couldn’t find his book about politics.
What do you call a MEP who can’t speak?
A mute point.
Rad-ioactive Jokes
Why did the rad MP run for cover?
Because he heard there was a nuclear fallout.
Punning Puns
What do you call a bronchiole that’s always breaking the law?
A rogue tube.
What do you call an 8th grader who’s always getting into trouble?
November 8th.
Knock-Knock Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
MEP.
MEP who?
MEP-your way to happiness.
MP/MEP in Politics
A MP was giving a speech, and he accidentally said, “My fellow members of the public.”
One of his colleagues whispered, “You mean ‘members of Parliament.'”
The MP replied, “Oh, I know what I said. I just wanted to see how many people were actually paying attention.”
Random Joke
Why did the comedian get banned from the stage?
Because he had a bad punch line.
Expansive Summary
Hold onto your hats, folks! This article is a roller coaster of political puns, mind-boggling wordplay, and knee-slapping anecdotes. From clueless MPs to rad-ical MEPs, we’ve got you covered. Whether you’re a bronchiole offender or an 8th-grader on the naughty list, you’ll find something to tickle your funny bone here. And hey, if these jokes don’t cure your apathy, you can always knock on the door of your friendly neighborhood MEP. Just remember, these dad jokes are like a bad pun: so bad they’re good.