Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Guide to Making People Groan
Bishop Jokes
- What do you call a bishop who’s always late? A procrastin-bishop!
- Why did the bishop get a clap back? Because he said mass without a microphone!
Tongue Pun
- What do you call a tongue that’s always in trouble? A slip of the tongue!
Bishop Knock-Knock Joke
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Bishop.
- Bishop who?
- Bishop to the person behind you!
Related Dad Joke (Clap Back)
- What do you call a person who always has the last word? A clap backer!
Bishop Anecdote
A bishop was running for political office, but his campaign was struggling. Desperate for ideas, he turned to his advisor.
“We need to do something drastic,” the bishop said. “People aren’t getting our message.”
“I have an idea,” the advisor replied. “Let’s hold a mass texting rally!”
Random Joke
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
Dad Joke About Dad Jokes
- What do you call a dad joke that’s so bad it’s funny? A groaner!