Dad Jokes to Make Your Kid Laugh (or Groan)
Triton’s Time
- What do you call a sea god who’s always cold? Triton-freeze!
- Why did Triton take a chill pill? To splash the streets with cold water!
Bone-Chilling Puns
- What do you call a dog with no legs? Bone-less!
- Why wouldn’t the skeleton go to the party on November 8th? He had no-bones (no buns)!
Knock, Knock, Triton
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sea.
Sea who?
Sea, you later!
Pill-tastic Jokes
- Why did the pharmacist take a chill pill? To calm down the patients!
- What do you call a medicine that makes you forget? A mind wipe!
Triton in the Political Arena
A politician was running for office in a coastal town. He asked Triton for support, but Triton refused. “I’m a neutral god,” he explained. “I don’t pick sides.”
Riddle Me This
What has three feet but can’t walk? A yardstick!
Bonus Dad Joke
Why are dad jokes so bad? Because they’re all “father jokes!”
Expansive Summary
From Triton’s icy puns to boneless skeletons and mind-wiping medicines, these dad jokes are a testament to the infinite power of dad humor. They may not be the most sophisticated, but they’re sure to bring a smile (or groan) to the face of any kid (or adult with a dad-joke appreciation). So next time you’re feeling down, or just need a good laugh, reach for one of these jokes and spread the joy of dad humor far and wide.