Dad Jokes: Where Puns and Groans Collide
Dad Joke about Doctor
Why did the doctor join a heavy metal band?
To treat patients with a bone to pick!
Dad Joke about Doctor (Chill Out)
What do you call a doctor who’s always cold?
A Dr. Chill!
Kidney/November 8th Pun
What do you call an election between two kidneys?
A pee-lit-ical race!
Knock-Knock Joke about Doctor
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
Doctor, what?! You’re not supposed to be asking me questions!
Dad Joke about Chill Out
What do you get when you cross a doctor with a snowman?
A Chill-Out Prescription!
Funny Doctor Anecdote
A politician was complaining to his doctor, “Doctor, I keep having these awful nightmares. I dream I’m giving a speech, and nobody is listening.”
The doctor replied, “Well, maybe you should try a different nightmare.”
Bonus Joke/Riddle
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
Dad Joke about Dad Jokes
Why are dad jokes so bad?
Because they never get the “Dad Seal of Approval!”