Mustard Mishaps: Dad Jokes to Make You Grin
Have you ever wondered what a hot dog’s favorite condiment is? Mustard, of course! ‘Cause it’s the “wurst.” Okay, that was a bad one, but here’s another:
Mustard Joke:
Why don’t you ever see mustard in jail?
Because it’s all behind bars!
Mustard-Related Goal Joke:
What do you call a mustard that scores goals?
A striker!
Ureter/November 8th Joke:
What kind of plumbing do you need on November 8th?
Ureters!
Mustard Knock-Knock Joke:
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mustard.
Mustard who?
Mustard the courage to tell me another joke!
Goal-Related Joke:
Why couldn’t the soccer player score a goal?
Because he always missed the mustard!
Political Mustard Anecdote:
In a political debate, one candidate accused the other of stealing his ideas. The accused candidate responded with a fiery speech: “My ideas are like French’s mustard: smooth, creamy, and always original. Your ideas, on the other hand, are like ketchup: red and not very original.”
Random Joke:
What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?
A maybe.
Dad Joke about Dad Jokes:
Why are dad jokes so bad?
Because they’re often groan-worthy!