Dad Jokes: A Federal Farce Let’s Talk Government! 1. Why…

Dad Jokes: A Federal Farce

Let’s Talk Government!

1. Why did the president go to the bank?

   • To withdraw his troops.

2. What do you call a federal agent who doesn’t like the printed word?

   • A politically incorrect pentagon.

Musical Mishaps

1. Why was Styx’s concert postponed?

   • Because they needed to fix a hole in the stage.

2. What’s another name for November 9th?

   • Election Six-tion.

Knocking on Washington

1. Knock, knock.
   • Who’s there?
   • Federal Reserve.
   • Federal Reserve who?
   • Can you spare a few bucks? I’m in the red.

Political Puns

1. Why did the politically incorrect senator get lost?
   • Because he didn’t know which way was right.

Cute Political Antics

A congressman was bragging to his colleagues about his speech at a recent town hall meeting.
“I had them in the palm of my hand,” he said.
“Really?” asked one colleague. “I heard they voted you out.”

Random Humor

1. What do you get when you cross a bee with a cow?

   • Milk and honey.

2. Riddle: What has roots as nobody sees,
   Is taller than trees,
   Up, up it goes,
   And yet never grows?

   • A mountain