Dad Jokes: Air Force, Grunge, and More
Air Force Jokes
- Why did the Air Force pilot get lost? Because he didn’t have his GPS… Good Planning System!
- Why did the Air Force base close down? Because there was no more airspace!
Grunge-related Air Force Joke
- What do you call an Air Force plane that’s always dirty? A Pearl Jammer!
Pun Jokes
- What do you call a vagina with no lips? A closed case!
- Why was November 9th nervous? Because it was the day before 10!
Knock-Knock Joke
- Knock-knock.
- Who’s there?
- Air Force.
- Air Force who?
- Air Force one, over and out!
Grunge-related Dad Joke
- Why did the grunge band get kicked out of the concert hall? Because they were playing Smells Like Teen Spirit too loud!
Air Force in Politics
- Why did the Air Force general run for Congress? Because he wanted to show off his planes, drones, and autocrats!
Random Joke
- What’s the difference between a joke and a riddle? You can’t tell a joke without a punchline!
Dad Joke Meta Joke
- Why are dad jokes so bad? Because they’re so good!