Dad Jokes That Will Drive You to the Dog House
Cynophobia Concerns
- Why did the dog with cynophobia cross the road? To get to the other side and avoid any humans!
- What’s the difference between a dog with cynophobia and a literary critic? One fears humans, the other fears bad books.
Pun-tastic Nonsense
- Why do noses run? Because they’re full of boo-gers.
- What do you call the 9th of November? Noah’s bark.
Knock-Knocking on Cynophobia’s Door
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
Doctor… I’m afraid of dogs.
Lit-erary Laughs
- Why did the book about cynophobia get banned? Because it was too paw-thetic.
Paw-litical Humor
In a recent political debate, one candidate accused the other of having cynophobia. The accused dog-lover replied, “That’s a preposterous accusation! I love dogs. I just don’t love the way they pant and bark and leave hair all over my suit. Plus, they’re not as smart as cats.”
Random Ridiculousness
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
Parental Pun-ishment
Dad Joke Pun-ishment:
What do you call a dad joke that’s so bad it’s actually good? A dad pun-ishment.
Summary
From nose-related puns to political furry-mongering, this collection of dad jokes has something for everyone. Whether you’re dealing with a fear of dogs or just looking for a good laugh, these jokes will surely drive you to distraction or amusement, depending on your level of pup-ularity.