Dad Jokes: Laughter Guaranteed, Pun-ishment Not Included
Prepare to groan and giggle as we dive into the world of dad jokes, where puns reign supreme and wordplay knows no bounds!
Male-Themed Dad Jokes
- What do you call a male who can’t keep a secret? A gossip guy.
- What do you call a male who’s always lying? A lying-guy!
Wordplay Wonders
- Why couldn’t the male painter paint his whole house? Because he only had one coat!
- What do you call a male who’s always lost? An Odessa man (Get it? He’s lost in Odessa!)
Pun-tastical Parodies
- Why did Despina get a new job in November? She wanted to try her hand at being a Veteran-arian!
- Why did the male celebrate November 11th? Because it was a great day for their “males”-truation!
Knock, Knock
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Male.
- Male who?
- Male-ing a joke right here!
Wordplay Wonders 2
- What do you call a male who works for the alphabet? The letter-carrier!
- What do you call a male who’s always chopping trees? A lumber-jack!
Dad Joke Anecdote
In a political debate, a male politician proudly proclaimed, “I’m not lying!” To which, a heckler in the audience shouted, “Then why are you smiling?”
Bonus Joke and Riddle
- Why was the math book feeling sad? Because it had too many problems!
- What has a head and a tail but no body? A coin.