Dad Jokes for the Eco-Conscious
Sustainable Cuisine: The Pun-derful Flavors of Green Eating
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Why is sustainable cuisine so popular? Because it’s the future of our planet!
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What do you call an animal that eats only plant-based food? A vegetarian!
Pun-derful Puns for Animal Puns
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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
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Why did the kangaroo get lost? Because it couldn’t take a shortcut!
Seasonal Shenanigans
- What’s the difference between Mercury and November 12th? One is a planet, and the other is a planet out! (Get it?)
Knock Knock, It’s a Sustainable Joke
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, I’m compostable!
Animal Puns for the Fauna-tic
- Why did the chicken cross the compost bin? To get to the other side of the eggs!
Sustainable Shenanigans in Politics
“My opponent says I’m not fit to be president. Well, I’ve been eating all my vegetables, and I recycle, so I’m practically a walking compost pile!”
Random Ridiculousness
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!