Dad Jokes: Guaranteed to Make You Groan (and Maybe Laugh)
School Board Member Specials
- What do you call a school board member who’s always getting into trouble? “The alarmist.”
- Why did the school board member dip out? “Because the meeting got too complex.”
Europa or November 12th
- Why is Europa so popular with singers? “Because it’s a high note.”
- What do you call it when November 12th comes early? “Eleventh of December!”
Knock, Knock
- Knock, knock!
- Who’s there?
- School board member!
- School board member who?
- School board member for your life!
Dip Out Dad Jokes
- What do you call a school board member who always leaves early? “A dropout.”
- What do you call a school board member who’s always on the run? “A dipper.”
Political Puns
- Why did the school board member cross the road? “To get to the other side of the aisle.”
- Why did the school board meeting get canceled? “Because everyone was at a standstill.”
Bonus Joke
- What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
Expansive Summary
Prepare yourself for an onslaught of groan-inducing and occasionally chuckle-worthy dad jokes that target school board members, dip outs, and other random topics. From puns about Europa and November 12th to political quips and a timeless riddle, this compilation has it all. So, sit back, relax, and get ready to unleash your inner dad with these rib-tickling gems!