Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan and Giggle
Linux Jokes
- What do you call a sad Linux user? A bummer.
- What does a Linux kernel say when it’s overwhelmed? “I’m outta here!”
Bummer Jokes
- Why did the bummer get a haircut? Because he was tired of having a bad hair day.
- What do you call a bummer who can’t open a can? A pop-less bummer.
Punny Jokes
- Who is the most popular sculptor in November? Galatea, because she’s a stone-cold fox!
- What do you get when you cross a scarecrow with a snowman? A strawman that melts in the winter.
Knock-Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Linux.
- Linux who?
- I’m all about open source!
Bummer Anecdote
In a political debate, a candidate said, “I’m not a bummer!” The crowd replied, “Too late, you’ve already spilled the beans!”
Random Joke/Riddle
- Why did the math book look so sad? Because it was full of problems!
Dad Joke About These Dad Jokes
- What do you call a joke that’s so bad it makes you groan? A groan-worthy dad joke!