Dad Jokes: The Salmon Edition
Salmon Jokes:
- What do you call a fish that’s always getting into trouble? A salmonella.
- Why don’t salmon wear pants? Because they’re always in their “trouts.”
Radical Salmon Joke:
- What do you get when you cross a salmon with a rebel? A radical fish.
Sweat Glands/November 12th Pun:
- Why are sweat glands like November 12th? Because they’re both the 11th of their kind!
Salmon Knock-Knock Joke:
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Salmon.
- Salmon who?
- Salmon tell you a joke!
Radical Dad Joke:
- Why did the radical forget to pay his taxes? Because he couldn’t find the form, 10-Radical!
Salmon in Politics Anecdote:
- In a salmon political debate, one candidate exclaimed, “I’m the roe-bust candidate for the job!”
Random Joke:
- What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.
Riddle:
- I have a head and a tail, but I’m not an animal. I have a body, but I’m not a person. I can be tall or wide, but I’m not a building. What am I?
(Answer: A letter)
Dad Joke about Dad Jokes:
- Why are dad jokes so bad? Because they’re funny!