Dad Jokes for Crushing Your Bouldering Woes
Bouldering Blunders
– Why did the boulderer keep falling off the wall? Because he couldn’t hold his beans!
Brainy Bouldering
– What do you call a boulderer with great technique? A cerebral boulderer!
Pun-derful Bouldering
– Why did the boulderer get arrested? For climbing over the November 13th wall!
Knock-Knock Time!
– Knock, knock.
– Who’s there?
– Boulder.
– Boulder who?
– I boulder you to reconsider your climbing technique!
Cool Beans Bouldering
– Why did the boulderer put beans in his climbing bag? To add some cool beans to his climb!
Political Pitfalls
– Why was the politician banned from the bouldering gym? Because he kept making a mountain out of a molehill!
Random Riff
– What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time!
Dad Joke Delights
– Why did the dad jokes about bouldering fall flat? Because they were too climbsome!