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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Laugh and Cringe

Lingerie Jokes

“What do you call lingerie that’s not very revealing? A ‘mystery novel’!”

“My wife bought me some lingerie that was so bodacious, it made my jaw drop… and I just couldn’t pick it back up!”

Pun Jokes

“What do you call a salivary gland with a bad attitude?” A “saltagram.”

“Why is November 13th a special day for saliva?” Because it’s National Drool Day!”

Knock-Knock Joke

“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Lingerie.”
“Lingerie who?”
“Lingerie here to make you laugh!”

Bodacious Joke

“My wife’s so bodacious, when she wears lingerie, even the cat purrs with envy!”

Political Anecdote

“In a political debate, one candidate accused her opponent of not wearing any lingerie. The opponent replied, ‘That’s not true! I’m not a politician, I’m a supportive bra!'”

Random Joke

“Why did the scarecrow win an award?” Because he was outstanding in his field!

Summary

From brassieres to bodacious, these dad jokes are sure to tickle your funny bone and make you question the sanity of your sense of humor. So sit back, relax, and enjoy a good laugh at the expense of all the poor, unsuspecting underwear!