Laugh Out Loud with Dad Jokes That Will Make You Banana-Nana!
Banana Jokes:
- What do you call a banana that’s been in the sun too long? A banana split!
- Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well!
Banana and Sip Joke:
- Why did the banana sip its coffee slowly? Because it was waiting for its peel to cool down!
Despina/November 13th Pun Joke:
- What do you call a goddess who changes her name every 13th of November? A Despina-december!
Banana Knock-Knock Joke:
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock! Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock! Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Okay, I’ll let you in, but this is absolutely bananas!
Sip Joke:
- What do you get when you cross a sip and a pun? A sip-anteed joke!
Banana in Politics Anecdote:
In a recent election, a banana ran for mayor. Its slogan? “We need a peel to heal!”
Random Joke/Riddle:
- What has a bed but no head, feet but no legs, and a back but no spine? A river.
Dad Joke on Dad Jokes:
- Why are dad jokes so bad? Because they’re always a peel away from being funny!