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Laugh Out Loud with Dad Jokes That Will Make You Banana-Nana!

Banana Jokes:

  • What do you call a banana that’s been in the sun too long? A banana split!
  • Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well!

Banana and Sip Joke:

  • Why did the banana sip its coffee slowly? Because it was waiting for its peel to cool down!

Despina/November 13th Pun Joke:

  • What do you call a goddess who changes her name every 13th of November? A Despina-december!

Banana Knock-Knock Joke:

  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Banana.
    Banana who?
    Knock, knock! Who’s there?
    Banana.
    Banana who?
    Knock, knock! Who’s there?
    Banana.
    Banana who?
    Okay, I’ll let you in, but this is absolutely bananas!

Sip Joke:

  • What do you get when you cross a sip and a pun? A sip-anteed joke!

Banana in Politics Anecdote:

In a recent election, a banana ran for mayor. Its slogan? “We need a peel to heal!”

Random Joke/Riddle:

  • What has a bed but no head, feet but no legs, and a back but no spine? A river.

Dad Joke on Dad Jokes:

  • Why are dad jokes so bad? Because they’re always a peel away from being funny!