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Dad Jokes: A Mixed Bag of Puns and Groaners

Group Marriage Jokes

  • Why do people get into group marriages? Because they can’t find one person to blame for all their problems!
  • What’s the biggest fear of people in group marriages? FOMO (Fear Of Missing Out”!

Pluto and November 14th Jokes

  • What do you call a planet that’s been demoted? A dwarf, it was Pluto-ed!
  • Why are November 14th and Pluto similar? Because they’re both days to remember!

Knock-Knock Joke

  • Knock, knock.
  • Who’s there?
  • Group.
  • Group who?
  • You want to join our group marriage?

FOMO Joke

  • What do you call a person who always has FOMO? A “join-a-holic”!

Group Marriage in Politics

  • A politician was asked why he supported group marriage. He replied, “Because I don’t want to be the only one making a fool of myself!”

Random Joke/Riddle

  • What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.

Puns Woah-lly Need More Work

These dad jokes may not be the most hilarious, but they’re surely chuckle-worthy. They cover various themes, from group marriage to space and November. Some may make you groan, while others might leave you with a smile. No matter your preference, one thing’s for sure: these jokes will add a dash of humor to any conversation.