Dad Jokes: The Sustainable Cuisine Edition
Sustainable Jokes
- Why did the broccoli cross the road? To get to the other side and reduce carbon footprint.
- What do you call fake sustainable food? Bogus Bologna.
Kidney/November 14th Puns
- What do you call a kidney that won’t work? A dead-end ureter.
- Why did the calendar get arrested on November 14th? For being un-kid-ny.
Knock-Knock Joke
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Bogus.
- Bogus who?
- Bogus, I’m hungry! Time for some sustainable sushi.
Political Anecdote
“I’m a big believer in sustainable cuisine,” said the politician. “In fact, I recently passed a bill to make it mandatory for all government cafeterias to serve kale smoothies and quinoa wraps.”
Random Joke/Riddle
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one!
Dad Joke About Dad Jokes
Why are dad jokes about sustainable cuisine so bad? Because they’re always about green puns.