Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan and Laugh
Solo Polyamory Jokes
- What do you call a solo polyamorist who loves surprises? A treat-y party!
- Why did the solo polyamorist put on a politically incorrect party? To show off their “open” relationship!
Pun Joke
- Why was Ganymede expelled from poly school? Because he kept getting into hot Jupiter!
Knock-Knock Joke
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Solo.
- Solo who?
- Solo want to be my poly partner forever!
Politically Incorrect Joke
- Why don’t they have solo polyamory in Alabama? Because they believe in keeping it in the family!
Solo Polyamory in Politics Anecdote
- A politician once asked a solo polyamorist, “How do you balance your multiple relationships and political career?” The polyamorist replied, “I just follow my heart, and the votes of my constituents.”
Random Joke
- What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time!
Dad Jokes About These Dad Jokes
- Why did these dad jokes become politicians? Because they were full of empty promises!
- What do you call a dad joke that’s both true and funny? A dad joke-a-fact!
Summary
These dad jokes provide a lighthearted take on solo polyamory, political correctness, and random humor. From bad puns to knock-knock jokes, there’s something here to make you groan or laugh out loud. So, whether you’re single, attached, or just looking for a chuckle, enjoy these gems and share them with your loved ones for a dose of humor and dad-joke glory!