Ho ho, Hold On to Your Sides for These Accountants-Themed Dad Jokes!
Account-ably Hilarious
- What do you call an accountant who’s always late? “Auditing all over the place!”
Sat-Ire to Make You Giggle
- Why did the accountant get kicked out of his satire group? Because his jokes were too… taxable!
Sweat-y Puns for the Hot-Headed
- What do you call sweat glands that are always working? “Over-achievers!”
Knock, Knock on Accounting’s Door
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- To whom.
- To whom who?
- You’re to whom I’m speaking right now!
Dad Jokes on Pointe (or Should We Say, Punchline?)
- What do you call a comedian who only makes jokes about satire? A wit-satirist!
Accountant Anecdotes: A Political Punchline
A politician was asked why he hired an accountant: “Because I wanted someone who could count my blessings and calculate my losses!”
Random Riddle for the Road
- What has a head and a tail, but no body? (A coin)
Enjoy these dad jokes with a side of accounting humor! May they keep you giggling and scratching your head all at once.