Laugh Till Your Engines Give Out: Stellar Dad Jokes from Battlestar Galactica
Battlestar Galactica
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Why did the Cylon get lost? Because it didn’t have a frakkin’ GPS!
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What do you call a Cylon that’s too strong? A Flex-ecutioner!
Io/November 15th
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Why did Io get promoted to Fleet Captain? Because it was the I-O-NIC choice!
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Why is November 15th a special day for Battle-worn ships? Because it’s the day they get to take the Ion out!
Knock-Knock
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Battlestar.
- Battlestar who?
- Battlestar is the best show ever, and these jokes are stellar!
Flex
- What do you call a Flex that’s always getting into trouble? A Flex-offender!
Funny Battlestar Galactica Anecdote
During a political debate, one candidate claimed to be “as strong as the Mighty Hercules.” An opponent quipped, “Well, he’s definitely got the ‘cylons’ to back him up!”
Random Joke/Riddle
- Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired!
Expansive Summary
From the depths of the cosmos to the hilarious corners of Battlestar Galactica, these dad jokes will have you soaring through the void with laughter. Whether it’s a Cylon navigating space or Flex flexing his muscles, these jokes will resonate with fans of the show and tickle the funny bones of anyone who enjoys a good dad joke. Buckle in for a stellar ride of guffaws and chuckles, because these dad jokes are out of this world!