Thyroid Dad Jokes That’ll Make You Roll Your Eyes
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Why are thyroid patients so good at math? Because they can calculate their iodine intake to a T!
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What do you call a redneck with a thyroid condition? Gravel-neck!
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What’s the difference between Venus and November 15th? One is a planet, and the other is a date that puts gravy on your plate! (pun intended)
Knock, Knock
- Who’s there?
- Thyroid.
- Thyroid who?
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Thyroid and seek medical attention!
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Why did the redneck get a thyroid scan? To see if he had a neck-lace!
Anecdote: Thyroid in Politics
A politician was giving a speech about the importance of thyroid health. Suddenly, his eyes started twitching. “Excuse me,” he said, “but I think my thyroid is giving me the jitters!”
Random Joke/Riddle
What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs? A penny!
Joke About These Dad Jokes
“These dad jokes about thyroid are so bad, they’re making me sing the ‘Blues’.”