Dad Jokes: Dive Right In for a Good Laugh!
Underwater Antics
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Why did the scuba diver go to the bank? To get his diving loan approved!
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What’s the difference between scuba diving in Lake Erie and the Pacific Ocean? About 5 inches of water.
Gallbladder and Chronological Goofs
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What do you call a gallbladderless person? Gall-free!
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What’s the November 16th equivalent of a joke about gallbladders? A gall-enton!
Knock Knock, It’s a Scuba Joke
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Scuba.
- Scuba who?
- You scuba the best dad jokes!
Ohioan Outings
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Why are Ohioans so good at scuba diving? Because they’re always trying to see the bottom of the Great Lakes!
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What do you call a scuba diver from Columbus who can’t stop talking? A Buckeye-mouth!
Political Shenanigans
- Why did the politician take up scuba diving? To avoid getting their feet wet on controversial issues!
Bonus Joke
- What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick!