Dad Jokes for Your Inner Gileadean
The Handmaid’s Tale Dad Joke
Why did the Handmaid go to therapy?
Because she needed to de-stress from all the hand-wringing!
The Handmaid’s Tale Dad Joke: Vibe Check Edition
Are you feeling Offred? Because I can’t vibe with that.
Gums/November 16th Pun Joke
What do you call a detective with a serious gum infection?
A gumshoe with a cavity!
The Handmaid’s Tale Knock-Knock Joke
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Offred.
Offred who?
Offred to see you wear that ridiculous winged hat!
Vibe Check Dad Joke
What do you call a person who’s always down in the dumps?
A vibe killer!
Cute Anecdote
Did you hear about the politician who said they支持 “The Handmaid’s Tale”?
They got voted out so fast, it was like they were sent to Jezebel’s!
Random Joke/Riddle
What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?
Attire!
Bonus Dad Joke About Dad Jokes
Why did the dad joke walk into a bar?
To get a drink of groan-er!
Expansive Summary
From puns about toothaches to knocks about dystopian futures, these dad jokes will test your inner Aunt Lydia for restraint. Whether you’re grappling with the stresses of Gilead or just need a hit of Offred-ious humor, these jokes will light up your day like a bonfire in the Colonies. So, embrace your inner dad and let these groan-worthy gems fill you with a chuckle of resistance.