Dad Jokes That Will Make You Say, “I’m So Done”
Stargate Atlantis Dad Jokes
- Why did the Wraith attack Atlantis? Because they wanted to get their Atlantis-hands on some ZPMs!
- What do you call a Stargate that can only dial Earth? A homestead gate!
Basic Dad Jokes
- What did the fisher-gate say when he caught a smelly fish? “Looks like I’ve caught a Cod-father!”
Punny Jokes
- Why did Jupiter get a cold? Because it was too close to Saturn!
- What do you call the 16th day of November? You-lie-sexteenth!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Atlantis.
Atlantis who?
Atlantis so far away!
Basic Dad Joke
- What do you call a joke that doesn’t make sense? A “dad joke”!
Political Anecdote
Did you hear about the Stargate Atlantis representative who campaigned on “Stargate First!”? He ended up losing the election, because his opponent was a stargateer himself and knew the importance of “Stargate Last!”
Random Joke
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
Summary
So there you have it, a collection of dad jokes that are sure to make you groan and laugh at the same time. Remember, these aren’t just any dad jokes, they’re Stargate Atlantis dad jokes, which makes them infinitely better (or worse, depending on your perspective).