Laughs in the Fast Lane: Dad Jokes for the Transportionally Challenged
Transportation Jokes
- What do you call a car with no wheels? A square deal!
- Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired!
FYP-Related Transportation Joke
- What did the teen driver say when their car ran out of gas? “FYP, I need gas!”
Nerve/November 16th Pun
- What do you call nerves that act up on November 16th? November tension!
Transportation Knock-Knock Joke
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Tank.
- Tank who?
- You’re welcome! (You’re tankful!)
FYP-Related Dad Joke
- Why did the teen driver keep getting lost? Because they were always following their FYP!
Transportation Anecdote in Politics
In a debate, a politician boasted, “I’ve traveled the length and breadth of this state.”
His opponent retorted, “That explains why the state is in such a sorry state!”
Random Joke/Riddle
- What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
- Riddle: I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I? A candle.
Dad Joke About These Jokes
- Why are these dad jokes about transportation so bad? Because they’re on the road to nowhere!
Expansive Summary
From wheeled vehicles to political gaffes, these dad jokes bring laughter to the world of transportation. They play on puns, misunderstandings, and the timeless humor of a father’s repertoire. So next time you’re stuck in traffic or trying to navigate the complexities of FYP, remember these jokes and let the laughter ease your journey.