Dad Jokes: A Collection of Laughter and Groans
Why Are Teens So Hard to Understand?
Because they’re always saying, “What’s the deal, dude?” and “Chill out, man.”
What Do You Call a Teenager Who’s Always Spaced Out?
Far out, man!
What Do You Call a Vagina That’s Gone Missing?
November 17th!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Teens.
Teens who?
Teensy tiny specs on the horizon approaching rapidly!
Far Out
What’s the difference between a UFO and a millennial?
One’s an unidentified flying object, and the other’s an unidentified fidgeting object.
Political Teens
A teenager is running for political office. His slogan is: “Vote for me and I’ll make every day a homework holiday!”
Random Riddle
What has one head, one foot, and four legs?
A bed.
Dad Joke about Dad Jokes
What do you call a dad joke that’s so bad it’s good?
A groan-worthy masterpiece.